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me: Can we do FaceTime w/our fams all at once to tell them boy/girl?

Jonny: I don't know. Let's make a cake.

me: No cake.

Jonny: Or get a pink bowl and a blue bowl and put cat food in both and let Red choose which one to eat out of. And then we let him go since he won't be important to us anymore.

me: Um, I don't think so.

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